I was once again mindlessly scrolling through social media when I found a report about Silvio Berlusconi, the former AC Milan owner and Italian prime minister who is now owner of new Serie A club AC Monza, and his new transfer policy upon the team’s promotion last campaign. Players signed must be Italian, have no tattoos, no earrings, no beards, and have “neatly styled hair” (Of course, these rules can and will be ignored if the player is good enough).
While certainly bizarre enough on its own, the first thought that comes to mind for most is what a New York Red Bulls equivalent would be.