Philadelphia Union will have two representatives at eMLS Cup, which will make eMLS Cup twice as much fun for Philadelphia Union fans, I guess.
Anyway, the club announced the signing of its second pro FIFA player by burning a couple of jerseys, because...other teams have been dumping jerseys at Talen Energy Stadium? It’s cold in Chester, PA at this time of year? There’s a contest for the world’s saddest campfire?
Oh...They’re burning NYCFC and RBNY jerseys. Because rivalry. Or maybe the Union read Marc de Grandpre’s recent interview with ROI-NJ in which he revealed the Red Bulls’ merchandise sales are on fire.