I once read that humans have enough strength to bite their finger clean off like a carrot, and the only thing preventing us from doing so is our own brains. I’m not sure how true it is, but I suggest you meditate on that. Doesn’t that index finger look particularly enticing?
Tactics Board
The promised spectacle of the burgeoning Red Bulls-Philadelphia Union rivalry did not disappoint last Saturday, as a 2-0 New York loss still provided plenty of entertainment, and unfortunate controversy for some English midfielders. Despite the loss, there’s plenty of reason for optimism in the fanbase, as the Red Bulls played about as well as you could in a loss, and further solidified their place in the postseason.