If you’re anything like me or seemingly a million other people online, jogging your mind back about five years kind of freaks you out. Nothing is old yet per se, but damn, it’s really not recent either is it! We repeat this exercise every year and the beauty of sports is that there’s always a conveniently numbered season about four or five years in the past presenting newly uncanny horrors - Alex Muyl signed a homegrown deal with New York Red Bulls on December 22, 2015 and one day we’re all going to die.