Imagine being in a position where your current actual employer isn’t the one actively recruiting to retain your services, but random businesses in the country you were born in 6,000 miles away are willing to give you free stuff until you’re dead if you forego the intoxicating allure of Columbus, Ohio?
Of course we’re talking about Artemi Panarin, the wonderful winger and potential upcoming UFA of the Columbus Blue Jackets. He’s a very good hockey player that will command a lot of money. Apparently, so good that attractive dentists in Ohio spent good money on a billboardto offer him free dental work if he re-signs with the Blue Jackets (NB: no doubt that while the NHLPA doesn’t have their brains covered, I’m certain their dental plans are A-1).