Before I begin this post, I just want to clarify that I am not on any mind altering medication (do Asthma meds count?) and have been told that I still have my wits about me and that I am not clinically insane. Why do I say this?
Well, it seems to be an unpopular opinion, but I think this could benefit the Rangers in the short term. I think the Rangers should take a shot at signing Ilya Kovalchuk this summer!
*GASP*
*SIGH*
*FAINT*
“HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THE RANGERS SIGN SOMEONE OLDER?”
“DONT YOU KNOW THIS IS #TANKSZN”
“COMMUNIST”
Woah.