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Look, Artemi Panarin is a Ranger and that’s great. This has been maybe the best 18-months of Rangers hockey since 1994 and that’s also great. But a major question surrounds Panarin: How can I be like him? How can I look like him playing for my favorite hockey team? How can I show my fellow fans that I am a Rangers fan who also loves Panarin more than life itself? Is there any way he’s not going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread, which he incidentally may or may not be?