When it is Christmas Eve and the air is filled with excited anticipation of unwrapping the gifts under the tree, you are not worrying about when the batteries will run out. That is the furthest thing from your mind. It is a holiday meant for instant gratification, even if some of those shiny new toys will be broken and discarded within a matter of weeks, if not sooner.
You know what it will be Thursday at the Garden leading into the 2019-20 season opener against the Jets of Kevin Hayes … er, Jacob Trouba … uh, Tyler Myers … well, then, Dustin Byfuglien?