Your 2023 New York Mets: I swear on my kids’ lives.
“I swear on my kids’ lives. I’m not using anything else. This is sweat and rosin. Sweat and rosin.” -Max Scherzer [The Athletic]
...false start I guess, now let’s get to some quotes about actual baseball games...
“Your hand is too sticky.” -Umpire Phil Cuzzi [The Athletic]
...um, alright, moving on...
“Yes it is, because I used sweat and rosin.” -Max Scherzer [The Athletic]
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