Hey, some radicalized religious nut put an electric menorah in our front window!
What’s that? I am? We are? It is? Really? … Gee. Well, then, never mind.
It’s all a matter of personal perspective, the one we’re all stuck with. Why, just this week …
1. The Mets followed the loss of their Pepsi Porch — Mets announcers called right-field home runs as if they were carbonated — with a Coca-Cola sponsorship deal.
In making that announcement, Coca-Cola/North America president Sandy Douglas seemed overcome. Or overdone. Or unglued: “We are excited by the innovative marketing programs we have developed for the 2016 season, and are certain they will inspire moments of optimism and happiness both on and off Citi Field.