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Slow-motion cursing, NBA ‘owners,’ and Stanton: Sports make zero sense

When I knew it was time to pack it in, Thursday night: ESPN’s scroll reported the Astros, after losing, 10-0 to the Pirates, have been “shut out twice this month — first time since April.”

My goodness, why, that was, oh, way back to nearly a month ago! … Alexa, punch out my lights!

As with their carefully crafted destruction of “Monday Night Football,” we invite any and all ESPN executives to sit with us to examine the state of “Sunday Night Baseball” then declare, straight-faced, that ESPN’s productions are better than awful.

Last Sunday against the Cardinals, the Angels’ Justin Bour hit a line-drive double down the right-field line.