Somewhere Stephen A. Smith is laughing; elsewhere Skip Bayless pouts. But there is no joy in New York Mets-ville—a position player just struck mighty Tim Tebow out:
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/7-year pro #Bisons 1B/OF Jordan Patterson makes his pitching debut & strikes out his first batter, OF Tim Tebow, with an 88mph fastball on the black! @MiLB @Cut4 pic.twitter.com/02NdTg0Czl
— Buffalo Bisons (@BuffaloBisons) May 29, 2019
That’s right, Buffalo Bisons’ first baseman and outfielder Jordan Patterson took the mound for the first time as a professional and mowed down Tebow.