“Chokin’. Got my chips crushed in.” … News that a Pennsylvania man choked a store clerk after he smashed his potato chips into a bag. Man told police he was having a “bad day.” Police confirmed that Lenny Dykstra was not involved … It’s official. Lori Loughlin will not be paying for Joe Biden’s sensitivity-training classes. However, she is still considering paying the tuition for Stitches to take Handicapping 101 next semester.
ZZZzzz … What’s that? It’s over? Stephen Strasburg put the sleeper hold on 44,424 fans including Stitches, as the Nats ruined the Mets’ opener at Citi Field, handing them a 4-0 loss.