Four poop emojis. Four!
We’ll start with what is the biggest poop emoji in my mind: the one for Justin Verlander. The last time Verlander took the mound, he pitched eight brilliant innings. And we all thought to ourselves, “Yes, this is it. This is the vintage Verlander the Mets signed up for.” Cue Saturday’s game. The Rockies dropped a five spot on Verlander in the second inning and it looked as if he might not even pitch enough innings to take the loss.