Score the basketball! At last I’m a winner! Now that we reside in a world stuffed with You Can’t Make This Stuff Up stuff, I no longer have to fabricate stories!
Or as Keith Hernandez said Saturday on SNY after Steven Matz had struck out the Nationals’ Brian Dozier, “As I’ve always said, if you keep on fouling off good pitches, you allow the pitcher to make a good one.”
Can’t recall him ever saying that, but perhaps it’s time he stopped.
And so the unfathomable Craig Carton saga entered Manhattan federal court last Friday, where he was sentenced to 3½ years for $5.