Horrible Hondo went double-draino Tuesday night, getting smacked with Stinky Strasburg and the Nats along with Mediocre McHugh and the Astros to boost the runaway deficit to a whopping 590 sieberns.
Wednesday: Mr. Aitch doesn’t see any gray area in the Oakland-Boston tussle — 10 units on Sonny to shackle the Sawx. Also, Harvey can’t possibly lose two in a row, so Hondo will drop another 10 on the Mets.
Kanye West received an honorary doctorate from the School of Art Institute in Chicago for his contributions to the music world. Not to be outdone, rumor has it West’s wife, Kim Kardashian, also will receive a doctorate for all her contributions to society.