Give Mets one more chance
And you’ll be satisfied
Give Sandy two more players
We won’t be denied
Mets fans hearts are where they’ve always been
Our heads are somewhere in between
Give Mets one more chance
Let me be your Conforto tonight
(Check it out)
Mets are the real thing
Yeah the real thing
They are the real thing
Even better than the Nats thing
Child…
Give Mets one last chance
And Duda’s gonna make you sing
Give Sandy half a chance
To ride on the waves that trades bring
Conforto is the honey child to a swarm of bees
Gonna blow right through Dodgers like a breeze
Give Mets one last dance
They’ll slide down the surface of things
Mets are the real thing
Yeah the real thing
They are the real thing
Even better than the Nats thing
Child…
We’re free to fly the crimson sky
The Greinke won’t melt our wings tonight
Oh now…here it comes
Take Mets higher
Take Mets higher
Sandy take Mets higher
Wiplons take cyanide
Mets are the real thing
Yeah the real thing
Mets bats are the real thing
Even better than the Dodger thing
Even better than the Nats thing
Even better than the Rollins thing
Their relief staff is 3rd in FIP, 6th in xFIP, 12th in ERA, and the leader in fWAR (not that fWAR, or ERA, mean that much)
Let’s get riggity riggity wrecked son!