You know the best way to take your mind off the relentless torrent of bad news that our teams deliver faithfully night after night, day after day? Why, with a little song, of course! Here are a few ditties to help you try to muddle through somehow. If the fates allow.
“It’s the Post’s Wonderful Time of the Year”
(“It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”)
It’s the Post’s wonderful time of the year
All our teams are abysmal
They’re dreadful and dismal
Like fifty-cent beer!
It’s the Post’s wonderful time of the year
It’s the worst calendar year I recall
All the teams taking spankings
And talking of tankings
No titles at all!