What follows is the New York Knicks' offseason dream sequence. My dream, unfortunately, not necessarily Jeff Hornacek's or the Knicks executives'. Here's hoping the subliminal messages played into their homes while they're sleeping will work...
Jeff Hornacek lays himself down to sleep in his charming new house on City Island after a lovely housewarming party thrown by the Knicks, who've dubbed him their new head coach (unofficially, per Howard Beck).
Phil Jackson gave the best housewarming gift of all. 'Jeff,' he said, 'I know I still owe you for the '97 and '98 NBA Championships, so to pay you back, I'm gonna let you run that up-tempo offense you like so much.