Happy Turkey Day, everyone!
Rather than wonder what the Knicks have to be thankful for (not being a mismanaged tire fire, having young players with upside, having a Unicorn), my rotund brain has gone to a strange place where I’m wondering what Thanksgiving dinner items the Knicks would be, if they were food and not basketball playing humans.
This list was completed using a new, complex formula called KAFOBOSANS (Knicks As Food Only Based On Stats And Not Silliness), so you know that there’s SCIENCE involved here. Drew Steele even approved my formula and will be using it in future iterations of Drew’s Clues.