Hello dear little cabbages, how have you been? Perhaps you did not notice (curling can be very engrossing), but your Knickerbockers have not been playing basketball recently. Instead, they have been enjoying the All-Star break not-basketballing. What does this mean, not-basketball? We shall explore this phenomenon through visual aids below.
A gentleman you may recognize, Mr. Kristaps Porzingis, has been recovering from a recent visit to the hospital for minor leg surgery. Perhaps you have heard something about this. Shortly after his surgery he broadcast a livestream which was mostly in Latvian and which was possibly influenced by medically-necessary narcotics:
This is good!