We're all doomed.
New Orleans Pelicans superstar Anthony Davis shocked both the basketball and medical communities on Monday when he revealed that he gained 12 pounds of muscle in the offseason. Hmm, 12 pounds...seems like a rather arbitrary number of pounds to gain, if you ask me. Could it be that he is responding to Kristaps Porzingis, who reportedly gained 11 pounds this summer?
Oh, snap! First Davis got served, then he served Kristaps; by the ancient rules of combat, it's on! With two such fearsome competitors looking to gain mass as quickly as possible, there's only one way this can end.