Hi! The NBA Draft lottery just happened. Well, it didn't actually just happen as I'm writing this. This is a frame of a post I'm prewriting to fill out and publish as soon as possible after the Knicks' lottery fate gets announced so I can sop up that sweet, sweet lottery traffic. Here is the hastily filled-in information you need to know:
The Knicks received the: Fourth pick
The teams picking ahead of them are: The Lakers, the Sixers, and the Wolves
I feel: drown
Everyone else seems to feel: drown
Steve Mills was: don't even know
With their pick, I hope the Knicks draft: poop
(That didn't go so well.