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The Knick preseason schedule’s here!
In 54 days, Team Thibs the Third host the Detroit Pistons, our potential first sightings of former Knicks Alec Burks, Nerlens Noel and Kevin Knox, along with second-year star Cade Cunningham and rookies Jaden Ivey and Jalen Duren. New York then plays a home-and-home with the Indiana Pacers, featuring purported objects of NY’s affection Tyrese Haliburton and rookie Bennedict Mathurin. The profit-gouging ends on October 14th when the Knicks host Kristaps Porziu0146u0123is and the Washington Wizards.
Who will make up New York’s starting five?