Spring has sprung, that magical time of year when teams who aren't the Knicks are preparing for the conference finals while other teams who aren't the Knicks are preparing for the NBA Draft. Meanwhile, the Knicks, coach-less and with no substantive gossip to chase after, feel like a boat adrift in the middle of a wind-less sea. But hark! MMiranda's Zodiac is a water sign, so when a void needs filling, thus I spake. Translation: it's time for the second annual Punchies, a.k.a. arbitrary awards based on characters and quirks from the classic 1987 NES game! Last year's honorees included Alexey Shved, Thanasis Antetokounmpo and Tim Hardaway Jr.