Quod Toney Douglas facit.
Dear Mr. Porzingis,
You recently disclosed that you have been courted by a few American universities in the past.
Kristaps Porzingis said he was recruited by a couple Division II schools through Facebook. Chose to become pro instead.
— Stefan Bondy (@SBondyNYDN) March 18, 2016
While I salute you on your commitment to achieving success in the professional sphere, I believe you could be missing out on a fabulous opportunity to achieve in the world of academics as well. Let me introduce you to Posting & Toasting University, or PTU as the kids call it.