If we are still playing basketball millions of years from now, when the sun has expanded past Mercury, and humans have evolved into some kind of lobster-like creature and we all live under the sea, those 12 unfortunate lobster-men wearing the insignia of the New York Knicks will still be unable to execute in the clutch. The lobster-defenders will skitter around the court incompetently on out-of-bounds plays, permitting their lobster-opponents easy access to the rim with their claw-like hands. They will be run by an incompetent lobster-coach who doesn't know when to use timeouts. So it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be.
Raptors 93, Knicks 89: "This is like being back in Summer League"
