At the ending of the movie Jurassic Park, the velociraptors more or less just fuck shit up and almost murder everyone.
Tonight’s game was just like that, except the kids’ clever hiding in the kitchen didn’t work and they both died. And Laura Dern didn’t narrowly avoid getting eaten, she straight up got ate. And Geoff Goldblum got eaten too. Sorry, Lost World fans.
Yeah, the Raptors mauled and ate the Knicks tonight to the tune of a 117-92 final score. It wasn’t pretty right from the start. The Knicks hung in until the score was 12-11 in the first quarter, and the Raptors ripped off a 7-0 run.