Despite all the rumors that the Knicks want to trade for Chris Paul, I’ll have none of it. I’m here to plant the flag on Chris Paul’s-a-bum Island. Word on the street is he finished seventh in MVP voting this year. Great, good job, smooth effort, Chris. I suddenly want to trade several assets in order to obtain your diminishing assets.
Dunking on Shwinny is well and good. I’m not upset about that. You know what else is seventh about Chris Paul? He has seven first round exits in the playoffs.