Because I’m an old square, I still have a Facebook account. A few weeks ago, I received a reminder alert for a post I wrote 11 years ago — my first official article for Posting and Toasting. I had spent the summer of 2012 writing fan posts, trying to one-up fellow poster Paul Chillsap. I emailed the godfather himself, Seth Rosenthal, about writing for the site, and he said yes. In true novice blogger fashion, my first article was way too long. Who the hell could care that much about a preview of the 2012-13 Toronto Raptors?