Latvian comedic group Transleiteris recently honored their homeland native and New York Knicks rookie Kristaps Porzingis with a special tribute.
Of course, unless you speak Latvian, you won't understand a thing they're saying.
But you really don't need to. Porzingis' name is all you need to know. They whisper it quite often.
Perhaps someone will be kind enough to translate the song and throw it up on WorldStarHipHop—which, thanks to the Wall Street Journal's Ben Cohen, we now know is Porzingis' site of choice:
"He has a great sense of American culture," a Kristaps Porzingis teammate told me.