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Kristaps Porzingis takes the Knicks' rap lyrics quiz

For the third time since being drafted, Kristaps Porzingis is putting rap on the map for your butt parts. First he blew up the internet like doody did to your bathroom this very morning. Then someone else blew it up even more. How can you take a shower when the goblins of doodoo are fogging up your nose hairs from downstairs? We could pull a heist, and pick a winner with this kid at the fourth pick, but we didn't exactly pick a rap historian. Nevertheless we were treated to a rhythm attack of unspeakable complexity from Jonah Ballow, and a historical vibes beatdown from my main man who has yet to miss, Kristaps Porzingis.