Come on in. Get settled, I'll wait. First things first, I been giving AA+++, OOOG nicknames since before you were searing baby food across your undercarriage and I'll be doing it long after you scorch those adult nappies, baby. Don't really trust me? Allow me to introduce my thorough credentials.
One of my most classics: I named a friend and feisty basketball teammate of mine "Ice Pick". Let me tell you, that beauteous nickname is legendary in our circle. Is that not good enough for you? Too local? Well I have another teammate from Kansas, which we probably agree is not local.