Some random bro recently gained notoriety in these, the dead days of August by announcing to the world that he was offering up his Knicks fandom to the highest bidder. It was a desperate cry for attention made even more embarrassing by the fact that he was supposedly pushed over the edge when the Knicks passed up on Michael Porter Jr. and his potentially-functioning vertebrae to draft Kevin Knox.
REMINDER: Kevin Knox is this guy.
Normally that would be the end of it, but this story simply refuses to die.