If your childhood was anything like mine, you probably used to go to bowling birthday parties at the local alley in your grade school years.
I always had a nice time at bowling parties — a lot less falling on my knees than roller rink parties, so that was always a plus. At these parties when you’re like 5, 6, 7 years old, there’s always some lanes that get fitted with “bumpers” that make it nearly impossible to throw gutter balls. If last night’s game was bowling, the lineup the Bulls threw out there was the bumpers, and our young Knicks were bowling a perfect game until about the sixth frame.
