That's just a fancy headline for a boring injury update ahead of Sunday's game between the New York Knicks (9-6) and the Phoenix Suns (10-6), but you have to aim for the stars (and the clicks, I guess).
Anyway, stay with me for a minute as Saturday's media availability was good for a bunch of quotable statements coming from both sides of this affair. Here's what we heard from Tarrytown and other New York places on Saturday.
Kevin Durant set to return, play at MSG once and for all
As ridiculous as it sounds, Durant has only played basketball inside the walls of Madison Square Garden a couple of times since his final game at MSG playing for the Warriors all the way back in Oct.