I don’t know the final score. I’m writing this at the beginning of the 4th quarter. I’ll probably turn this off in about a minute.
Here’s the only highlight that really matters, a sick Frank Ntilikina dunk:
I challenge any one of you to find another highlight from tonight.
This game had a worse Rotten Tomatoes score than Holmes and Watson.
Freddy Krueger used to think he was ugly, but after watching this game, he wonders if maybe he’s not so bad after all.
Jigsaw from the Saw movies had someone’s head rigged to get snapped off by a bear trap, and the person needed a key to free themselves.
