As with any drug, Kristaps Porzingis requires a steady buildup in your bloodstream; otherwise, your eyeballs will simply melt out of their sockets. This presents a problem for Knicks fans, as we haven't watched him play for at least a week. We need a quick Kristaps fix just to keep our hearts from exploding the first time he dunks over the Brooklyn Nets on Friday night.
Here's your Kristaps fix, my friends:
— Kenny Ducey (@KennyDucey) February 19, 2016
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