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Cavaliers 119, Knicks 104: 'Ron’s Hair is Amazing'

I watched this game with a friend who doesn’t follow the NBA and was heretofore lucky enough to be completely unaware of anything related to the New York Knicks basketball franchise. I filled him in on the most germane details of what was about to happen before tip-off:

-The Knicks will lose this game by 15 points. No more, no less.

-Someone will get injured or ejected; probably our best player.

-LeBron James is the best player on the planet.

-Anytime it looks like it might actually be a game, it is because the Cavaliers are momentarily intoxicated by euphoric and contented thoughts regarding their pleasant, winning lives.