Hey there, fellow Knicks fans! I guess you want to know why we lost last night against a pretty mediocre Nets team, right? Fear not, I’m your man and up to the task!
Here’s the reasons why:
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Seriously, when you consider how the loss (the game, actually) came to be, you can’t help but trace everything to the origin of evil that taints this franchise since 1999. The Knicks played pretty much the same game they play 60% of the time: put up a fake fight at the beginning, let the game slip a bit, try to cover the gap somehow, let the game slip another little bit, mount a fake comeback, play stupid ball in the last three minutes, come away with a loss and nothing new learned.