There are a thousand reasons why this will never happen, of course. We could list them all here but: a) it’s depressing, and b) the list would probably run over into Mushnick’s page and he charges exorbitant rent.
So we can focus on the one reason why it should happen.
The one reason why LeBron James should consider coming to play for the Knicks.
And that is this: He’s already won titles the mercenary way, in Miami, and if it was hard to do, you had to ultimately admire what the Heat did during his four years there, how at their peak they were every bit as fun a basketball show as the Warriors are now.