Folks, we live in tumultuous times. Capitalism is in late-stage decline and the only viable currency you’ll be able to purchase milk or eggs by the time my kids are in high school might be a personally licensed drawing of Calvin peeing on a Dallas Cowboys logo, kept secure by a server stack in a once vibrant factory in Baltimore that will just employ a single Roomba keeping dust out of the vents, while that factory of labyrinthine server stacks creates enough pollution a year to raise the sea level so high its covering the skating rink in Prospect Park by the time the Knicks use their last Dallas pick.
A few quotes to make you feel good about the fully-vaccinated New York Knicks
