"Two minutes in hell is a lifetime," John Constantine said. By that math, Tuesday night's HBO Real Sports Bryant Gumbel interview with James Dolan and Isiah Thomas was 750 years of damnable doublethink and hubris so unprecedentedly monstrous it needs a new word: bizarrity.
Below, one survivor's account...
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Gumbel: "With apologies to Felix and Oscar, the guys who make up sports' foremost odd couple are named Isiah Thomas and James Dolan...that they are together again just eight years after their expensive involvement in a sexual harassment lawsuit is one of the great surprises in all of sports.