This article is mostly satirical in nature. I mean, come on … it’s NYJ Matt and NYJ Mike. The sky wouldn’t be blue and the grass green if satire wasn’t the name of this specific game.
If you are an alive person who was once a younger person, there is a good chance you’re familiar with the classic computer game Oregon Trail.
If you are an alive person who hasn’t gotten a chance to play this gem of a game, the basic premise is to take five people in 1848 all the way across the country in a wagon, ultimately to arrive at the gold mines in Oregon.