An eventual stat line consisting of 3,398 yards, 24 touchdowns and 18 interceptions is the completely fictional Sam Darnold sophomore projection with the express purpose intended only for this particular story.
Can you dig it? No. Of course you can’t.
You live in a world filled with Darnold dreams. The elevation of sophomore-campaign quarterbacks such as Jared Goff, Carson Wentz and even Patrick Mahomes (to a contrasting extent) leave you craving more from No. 14.
Under 3,400 yards isn’t enough. Just 24 scores is a near insult ready to start and old-fashioned glove-slapping duel.