Nobody ever claimed Mark Gastineau could dance. Among the many mysteries on this Earth, that’s one New York Jets fans have nailed down.
The Jets’ all-time sack leader would move in a way that’s tough to explain. Following a sack, he’d start shaking his hips and his arms in a way only electricity can usually explain. Yet, Gastineau never needed to be electrocuted.
The display isn’t exactly smooth. But hey, it was the 1980s, a decade in which smooth is tough to properly utilize.