Tom Brady’s life just keeps getting better.
There is no career twilight, no perceptible decline, no evidence that his 38-year-old body and mind are eroding. His jawline is still square, his wife is still soft on the eyes and his (surgically repaired?) hairline has not backpedaled yet.
It’s disgusting. No man should have it this good.
Brady’s football greatness has been chronicled for 16 years. It’s easy to be jealous of someone so ridiculously great at his profession. Sure, the future Hall of Famer likely knew about the air-pressure hi-jinx that dominated the offseason headlines, but if you believe that Brady needed deflated footballs to turn into the best quarterback of this generation, it might be a good time to remove your blindfold.