The following is a fictitious story based on an actual tweet by the New York Jets’ official Twitter account on Monday morning. If you have not seen the latest episode of “Game of Thrones,” this contains spoilers and you should leave this page immediately.
NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) — Any deficiencies the Jets have were addressed Monday morning, and then some.
In a move that will undoubtedly cool the hot seat general manager Mike Maccagnan was sitting on entering the offseason, the Jets signed undrafted free agent Arya Stark not long after she vanquished the Night King on Episode 3 of the eighth and final season of “Game of Thrones.