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"If you don't think too good, don't think too much." - Red Sox legend Ted Williams.
It's September 15th, 2015, two days before the opening of training camp. My head is swimming, the man I'm looking to meet has no phone, no e-mail address, and a street address for a house that hasn't stood in 30 years. It's a clandestine mission for the single most sports illiterate man left standing.