Off-ice idiocy eclipses Islanders.
A little over a year ago, the Islanders were a tire fire. Now someone is probably setting one in the Nassau Coliseum parking lot.
That's the next step, right? It's gotta be. Sometime between now and Saturday's Game 6 between the Islanders and Capitals, some dope or group of dopes will try to out-dope the dopes that have doped their way into getting all the attention this series.
Like the ones who harassed Caps fans for having the gall to support their team on the road, a sin so unforgivable that any form of torture is permissible regardless of the Geneva Conventions.